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poker...no....POKE her!!!!!

took this the other night at the art world poker opening..

yes. it's homework. and yeeeeeeeess. i'm having at least 2, maybe 3 shits a day worrying the fuck about it. i figure this is as close to anything like boot camp i'll ever experience, only i won't have to shave my head and give anybody 10 push-ups on command.

and what the fuck does 'kill = wall space mean'???? uuhhhh, should i bring a loaded pistol or something???

thanks to everyone who came out, or even THOUGHT of coming out to the opening for me...my insides are still so goobly, really. if you wanna have a laugh and watch me attempt to compete in this game....gulp....it's open to the public. we'll be playing at i-5, and the game starts at 4pm, this sunday.

good news is...i spoke with one of the other participating artists at the opening and he had NO clue how to play texas hold 'em. hmmmm. could've been THE biggest bluff of this whole competition. we shall see..


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Jun. 14th, 2006 05:43 am (UTC)
that hurts my 4 brain cells but i'm sure it's a great experience for you!!!
Jun. 14th, 2006 05:21 pm (UTC)
well, then...
might i borrow those 4 brain cells?
i might need 'em

kitty! ;D
love your hair, too. you're so purdy..
Jun. 14th, 2006 02:32 pm (UTC)
Wow, look at all that math you need to know!
Jun. 14th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC)
my brain is about to explode!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!

jim to scottie: 'too. much. thinking.'
scottie to jim: 'she cahnt take much morrrrre cap'n!!!'
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Jun. 14th, 2006 05:28 pm (UTC)
well, i imagine it is fun...and maybe i'm stressing a taaaaaaaad much about the whole thing. and it's a good thing you don't live here, cuz vegas is only 4 hours away...i'm afraid your hubby might never see you again!!! :/
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Jun. 14th, 2006 06:18 pm (UTC)
OMG......BAH HAHAHAHA...i cannot stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!

all i can say is....the woman who watches her husband get body shots is a life long friend of mine!!!!!

and i could attempt to one up the boy body shot by suggesting butt cheeks???
and yes, that would be a big EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!
Jun. 14th, 2006 03:11 pm (UTC)
the wall space you save may be your own
Other than the amounts the chips are worth, the whole rest of the board might as well be written in Chinese. You definately get the award for bravery!
Jun. 14th, 2006 05:41 pm (UTC)
Re: the wall space you save may be your own
HAHAHAHA...yah, it is quite the brainfuck...and we may as well be playing strip poker, cuz i am gonna feel pretty vulnerable...but, the thing is, i CAN'T let the other players SEE that. oi.
Jun. 14th, 2006 05:03 pm (UTC)
i couldn't do this. you get big props from me!!
Jun. 14th, 2006 05:45 pm (UTC)
i like your crib/cheat sheet idea...honestly, though..i've got a lot of the game down, it's just the brainbending bluffing part that's got my stomach churning. i'm too NiCE to lie.....or AM i?????? and the whole idea of putting massive amounts of money on the line (even though it's fake money!!) is going against every fiber of my being!!!! HAHAHAHA. wish you could be there with me, kimmy!!!!!
Jun. 14th, 2006 05:28 pm (UTC)
I'm still loving how great that place was, with the greenery and cool art/artists and all!
But best of luck on the preparation, Dr. B! Don't worry, poker's easy... winning is the hard part! :o)

Jun. 14th, 2006 05:48 pm (UTC)
Re: I'm still loving how great that place was, with the greenery and cool art/artists and all!
i'm SO glad you came!!!!! i love that atrium, too. and the vibe is just....well, so ARTSY.

and you really hit the nail on the head there, dr. s.....winning iS the hardest part. some people can get the crappiest cards and STiLL take the pot.
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