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do you K N O W how much i'm looking forward to mashed potatoes and guh-ravy tomorrow???!!!!!! i am seriously considering wearing sweat pants in B R O A D
D A Y L i G H T. (hellooooooo, i live in L. AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!)

n'no....better yet. and thiiiiiiiiiis takes guts...(unless, of course, you live in hollywood) i am fully prepared to show up BUCK naked at chuck's folks house tomorrow (with a few shots in me, OF COURSE!)

oh yes.
why, you ask?

to allow the belly room enough to expand the way mother nature intended!!!!!!
be FREEEEEE li'l fleshy mound!! BE FREEEEEEE!!!!!!

me: "m' k, chuck.....'nuuuuff with the pictures already....can we go home yet?"

yeeeeeah, uuuh.......*you may wanna get on chuck's x-mas card mailing list, just so ya know... *sigh*


Nov. 23rd, 2006 09:00 am (UTC)
may I be on chuck's mailing list even though I don't actually know chuck (BTW, I am in favor of the nickname chuckles...)? my dad's name is charles, so i have given this a lot of thought. anyway, nude gorging sounds extremely festive, enjoy the gravy!
Nov. 23rd, 2006 09:45 am (UTC)
chuckles, chuckie, chuckie doodle....it's all the same to me..

chuck-a-hunka-burnin love
chuck-n-doodle dandy
chu-chu-chu-choooooooose me

i really could go on all night, it's....that.....scary.

and, why, oh WHY, do us 'do good eaters' only have one day a year to partake in said gravy, i mean, really.... i think we deserve at least TWO holidaysa year, minimum, for stuffing turkeys AND our faces...

Nov. 23rd, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC)
Note to self: make sure Mom is indeed going to make gravy tonight.

Hey, what's all this talk about getting nude and indulging in a food fest, isn't that what Jozee, Little Richie and Lickety do every single day? I never see Jozee loosening her belt after pigging out on "makes its own gravy" kibble and canned dog food.
Nov. 23rd, 2006 06:12 pm (UTC)
well, it's just not thansgiving without GRAVY!!!
(clenching fists-stomping feet-shaking head)
i mean, what am i supposed to sop up with my crusty biscuit??!!!!!


maybe i can bring some of jozee's homemade kibble gravy?

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