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depend on it...


this is where i say fuck it.

at some point you just have to throw caution to the wind and go with yer gut...yah?

many people read this journal....friends, family alike. for many years i've guarded my words and kept it clean...uhhhhh....well, for the most part.

but, no more.

i won't have a 'friends only' journal.


that's a pussy foot approach.....and i'm too fucking old for that. i figure i'll say what i'm gonna say, no matter who reads it. if i burn in hell....weeeeeeell, i must like it hot.

my step mom said a few weeks ago that none of us kids (meaning those who weren't bor-ned to her) had ZEEEERO sense of humor. i couldn't help but think of the summer of 1987, when i lived with my sister pam and i called up 'depends' and ordered a complimentary pack of undergarments to be sent to none other than me: a.k.a. my step mom: beverly persons.

my mom'll be telling all her buddies at her weekly get together, which is payment enough.

yes indeedy. life is truly good....


( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
Apr. 2nd, 2007 06:00 am (UTC)
hahahahahahhahah!!! good prank!

i used to send depends and tampons to friends/boyfriends in the late 80s/early 90s. then my friends got me back by writing to this nun in kentucky...they told her i wanted to join a convent. i got letters for months. felt so guilty (catholic guilt?) the best part was they went with my nickname, "flo," so all letters started off "Dearest Flo,"

DEPENDS! (might send you some samples.)
Apr. 2nd, 2007 05:03 pm (UTC)
oh, that's just EViL....your friends are surely going to hell for that little stunt! and if you wanna waste some trees, let the scientologists know about your friends. we must get 5 letters a day from them!

and sadly, i'll probably wind up using those depends, heh.
Apr. 2nd, 2007 03:21 pm (UTC)
I think we all have excellent senses of humor. She's just pissed 'cause most of the time she just doesn't get it! And the depends-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa! Brings back good memories. pammy
Apr. 2nd, 2007 05:12 pm (UTC)
Re: WTF!!!
we learned from the best....when i told mom that bev thought we're humorless...mom said 'did you tell her we got it from dad?' HAHAHAHAHA

another thing i had completely forgotten....i sneaked mom over to the duplex dad, bev and i lived in after the divorce and mom said i took all bev's lladro figurines and turned them backwards!!

Apr. 2nd, 2007 04:35 pm (UTC)
I am not sure what all the new era will mean for you, But if it means we see more of the human being, warts and all, then I am glad Baby. Fuck 'em, fuck 'em truly.

Apr. 2nd, 2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
Re: glad
..to clarify...
I mean the strong, gorgeous human being who kicks ass.

Apr. 2nd, 2007 05:17 pm (UTC)
Re: glad
well, i'm still fighting with myself over how human i should be sometimes....but, i'm gettin' there. thanks to inspiring, beautiful firecrackers like you! RAH.

♥ !
Apr. 2nd, 2007 04:59 pm (UTC)
Yay for you!

So fearless!
Apr. 2nd, 2007 05:19 pm (UTC)
fearless and goofy...that's my motto! ;D
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