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one cannot escape the bombardment of mass consumerism on the internets...this, i know. it's part of the fabric of our capitalist existence. but, do we REALLY NEED to see images of people with obvious airbrushed 'before and after pictures' of cellulite, crow's feet and volcanic zits while surfing, paying bills and checking e-mail?!!!

just ONCE i'd like to see someone parody these infomercial-esque ads....mix it up a bit.....like show a 'before picture' of an old dog and an 'after picture' of angelina jolie. SOMETHiNG...ANYTHiNG to get my mind off of feeling less than perfect. i mean really...do we truly need hundred dollar anti wrinkle creams, 6 pack abs and an at home real estate job that pulls in 6 figures a month without barely lifting a finger?

everybody wants a quick fix (myself included!).....'get rich, lose weight, be happy in 30 days or less or your money back-GUARANTEED!!!!!!'

k, i have to sign off now....time to go buy stuff or something....HEEEEEEEEEY....i AM from the U. S. A. after all??!!!!! (ULTRA SUPERFiCiAL and ASiNiNE)

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singingstar
May. 9th, 2007 04:27 am (UTC)
huh...
Maybe I'm not so much of a Photoshop goddess as I thought, but I'm pretty sure that's not the same photograph...it's pretty hard to 'fake' highlights (the lips in the before have no lip gloss to reflect light.)
artworkslive
May. 9th, 2007 04:36 pm (UTC)
Re: huh...
heh...yeah..who knew $3 lip gloss could make you look 50 years younger?!!!
recrea33
May. 16th, 2007 10:17 pm (UTC)
happy to oblige
dr.stu's patented anti-reality cream.
with added bollocksonium!
only $50 dollars for 50ml!

'i looked like a right old dog til i started using dr.stu's
now i look like angelina jolie!' g. ullible - kentucky




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dr.stu's patented anti-reality cream.
with added bollocksonium!
only $50 dollars for 50ml!

'i looked like a right old dog til i started using dr.stu's
now i look like angelina jolie!' g. ullible - kentucky
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artworkslive
May. 16th, 2007 10:44 pm (UTC)
Re: happy to oblige
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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