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lounge lizards

found these guys hangin' out today on the ledge where i sun dry my art...

feel free to ad lib some lounge lizard quotes...(believe me, i need a laugh, and i don't care if i pee my pants, kazyavka!!!!)

here's mine:

announcer: 'please, everyone....put your hands together and welcome your hostesses with the mostest...the guys who live and looooooooove to make people like you happy!!!!!
STUMPY aaaaaaaaaand LUMPY!!!!!!!

(quasi applause mixed with heckles and slurping of watered down drinks)

lumpy: thank you, thank you....please, you're too kind...

(a looooong uncomfortable pause is then followed by one distant audience member clearing his throat and coughing)

lumpy continues: i'm lumpy, and this is my good pal and partner in crime, stumpy. many of you might be wondering how stumpy here lost his tail.....weeeeeeeeeeeell, let's just say, he wasn't askin' for it, but surprisingly his new gig with jenny craig weight loss is going muuuuuuch better than expected!!! (sad drummer delivers a sorry 'pa dum pum)

many of you folks here may remember a few of these li'l dittys we've prepared for you tonight.....so, why don't you just sit back, hold the one you love (or the one you HOPE to love tonight) and enjoy while we take you down memory lane....

....did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
i can fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my.....

love, love will keep us together
think of me babe whenever
some sweet talking girl comes along singing her song
don't mess around,
you gotta be strong
just stop [stop], 'cause I really love You
stop [stop], I'll be thinking of you
look in my heart and let love keep us.....

stayin' alive.
stayin' alive.
ah, ha, ha, ha,
stayin' alive.
well now, I get low and I get high
and if I can't get either I really try.
got the wings of heaven on my shoes
i'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
you know it's all right, it's O.K.
i'll live to see another day.
we can try to understand
the new york times' effect on.......

eleanor rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
lives in a dream
waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
who is it for?

all the lonely people
where do they all come from?
all the lonely people
where do they all belong.....

america! america!
god shed his grace on thee
and crown thy good with brotherhood
from sea to shining.....

see me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
see me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
see me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
see me, feel me, touch me, heal me, heal me, heal meeeeeeeeeeee!

thank you......thank you very much.......we'll be here till midnight, try the shrimp!!!!!


( 13 comments — Leave a comment )
May. 24th, 2007 02:30 am (UTC)
thanks - I needed that!
May. 24th, 2007 05:40 pm (UTC)
so did i, think!!!!! ;D
May. 24th, 2007 03:46 am (UTC)
They were just enjoying your art.
May. 24th, 2007 05:45 pm (UTC)
aaaaah, i'm not so sure....i think they're pissy cuz i'm blocking their freeway. i'm might be finding little 'gifts' from them on my art pretty soon.....

May. 24th, 2007 04:29 am (UTC)
And be sure to tip your waitress!

Which one's the Geico one?
May. 24th, 2007 05:28 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA....yes, don't forget the waitresses!

and lumpy's the geico lizzy...that's his day job, and he should KEEP it!
stumpy's day job: taxi driver....no tail makes for easy driving!
May. 24th, 2007 04:46 am (UTC)
awe, look at those big scalies (do you call them that there too?). yes, i'm sure they were just apprecaited the art. poor no. 2 looks like he lost his tail no?
May. 24th, 2007 05:49 pm (UTC)
no we don't, but i will now!!!
May. 24th, 2007 02:41 pm (UTC)
Aw, cute! Are they iguanas? Or something? I like lizards, I want lizards to wander through my yard!!

BTW - what area do you guys live in? You're in the greater LA area, right?
May. 24th, 2007 05:32 pm (UTC)
yup, just your everyday, garden variety lizards. i love having them around.. i lived in hawaii for awhile and there were geckos EVERYwhere, even in the shower sometimes! eeeEK.
May. 24th, 2007 05:34 pm (UTC)
and yes....we're in los angeles.
May. 25th, 2007 05:20 am (UTC)
were all those lyrics off the top of your head?
i have songs going through my head all the time- you too i guess
thanks for the laugh
May. 25th, 2007 05:56 am (UTC)
Re: hilarious...
weeeeeell, i must admit..
the SONGS were off the top of my head....but, i have google to thank for the lyrics.

glad you liked..
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