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on the fence..

tricks of the trade..

1. measure twice, cut once
2. quality vs. quantity
3. always, always, ALWAYS wear goggles while under the influence

seriously, chuck's been nursing that thing for 2 hours. he'd get more alcohol from a sip of apple cider.


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Mar. 18th, 2005 02:03 am (UTC)
Mar. 18th, 2005 04:51 am (UTC)
heh heh..

do i have your permission to name her 'nash?'

Mar. 18th, 2005 02:30 am (UTC)
Oh yeah, just show THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD that I went cheap and was sipping a Budweiser today.

But at least I still have all ten digits - yes, there IS a benefit to sipping one's beer while operating power tools.
Mar. 18th, 2005 02:32 am (UTC)
My gawd, those safety goggles look HORRIFFIC on me! If they were tinted, I'd look like I belonged in Leisure World.
Thank god the camera didn't catch that I was in my Ugg boots while wearing shorts, 'cos I'd just get arrested for stupidity.
Mar. 18th, 2005 02:51 am (UTC)
More significantly though, you're not wearing any green. I hope the poster of this LJ post pinched ya good for that!
Mar. 18th, 2005 03:11 am (UTC)
If I have my Incredible Hulk speedos on underneath, does that count?
LOL! - rickysaccount - Mar. 18th, 2005 07:29 am (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 18th, 2005 06:00 am (UTC)
elton john's got nothin' on you baby. he'd kill for a pair of specs like that..

and who says uggs and shorts don't mix? you just watch, paris'll steal that look (granted, she'll prolly shave first) and turn it into the latest, greatest fashion craze!
Mar. 18th, 2005 06:16 am (UTC)
Leisure World is now "laguna wood" FYI. ;)
Mar. 18th, 2005 05:42 pm (UTC)
I tried to beat up my housemate when I got home from work last night, because he was wearing Ugg boots with shorts. He overpowered me, however. But I think my point was still made. Still, though, it's better than Ugg boots and a skirt. That's the worst. Though maybe I'm just jealous.
Mar. 18th, 2005 06:26 pm (UTC)
yeah yeah!
in my book, you're either cold or not. uggs mean your cold, shorts/skirt mean you're not.
make up your mind folks.
it's like wearing mittens with sandals, scarf with bathing suit, leg warmers with capri pants.. oi.

so, was your housemate also not wearing green last night?

and you in a skirt..now THAT'S a visual!!!!
Mar. 18th, 2005 05:10 am (UTC)
Don't forget the can of Bud just in case! Makes the lines straighter.

Mar. 18th, 2005 05:16 am (UTC)
chuck was probably ingesting more sawdust than budweiser...
Mar. 18th, 2005 05:51 am (UTC)
that's why we call him WOOD CHUCK.

Mar. 18th, 2005 06:01 pm (UTC)
Hey hey hey, don't be knocking my Budweiser.
(no subject) - artworkslive - Mar. 18th, 2005 06:36 pm (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 21st, 2005 10:55 am (UTC)
king of beers :)
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