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funny, how i've lived in this body for 41 years and somehow JUST discovered today i'm 2 stars shy of having the big dipper on my belly. i feel like an infant who's just discovered her fingers and toes.....or a person who just noticed the face of jesus on her morning toast.

sooooo, i guess my left nipple is the northWEST star....


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Sep. 18th, 2007 12:52 am (UTC)
Obviously, you need a tattoo to complete the constellation!
Sep. 18th, 2007 01:04 am (UTC)
heh....good idear!

....or a sharpie pen???
Sep. 18th, 2007 01:02 am (UTC)
I think I just saw a shooting star!
Sep. 18th, 2007 01:08 am (UTC)
noooooo, silly, that was just pizza crust spilling from my lips!!!!!

....but, i'll show you where the black hole is.
puh dum pum! ;)
Sep. 18th, 2007 01:21 am (UTC)
You already beat me to the bad sexual pun!!! :o) Now all I've got left is bad jokes about if I posted pics of MY belly, they'd finally discover where all the missing mass in the universe went... :)
Sep. 18th, 2007 02:06 am (UTC)
Re: Damnit!!!
...and MY body would be one of the massive gaseous planets!
Sep. 18th, 2007 02:18 am (UTC)
that´s so cute!!!
i have something similar on my arm
Sep. 18th, 2007 03:51 am (UTC)
That is soooo kewl!!! You're not just a star, baby. You're a CONSTELLATION!!
Sep. 18th, 2007 07:49 pm (UTC)
oooooh, you!
well, if i'm a constellation, then you're a galaxy, girl!!!!

chuck's first response when i showed him my star studded belly yesterday......

'HEY, i think i see the milky way!' HAHAHAHA.
Sep. 19th, 2007 09:31 pm (UTC)

the stars are a lovely thing to find

second I have some stuff to send you
I can handle the postage
I just need an addy


Sep. 21st, 2007 04:57 pm (UTC)
seeing starz
you're a star-bellied sneetch!
remember my cat Sheba, the one who screamed on my answering machine? i used to call her my star-bellied sneetch and sneetchy, 'cause she had a white star on her belly.
hee hee.
-rh stl my brain hurtzz
Sep. 21st, 2007 07:44 pm (UTC)
Re: seeing starz

you made me laugh WAY out loud remembering that sneetchy phone message!!!!!! that kitty had some serious pipes alright....i should put jozee's snorin' self on a phone message one day. we can hear it clear across the house sometimes, that crazy nasally pooch!

(sneetch the 2nd)
Sep. 23rd, 2007 09:12 pm (UTC)
Re: seeing starz
Did I tell you how I ass-i-dentally deleted Sheba's plaintive cries from my machine? Stupid Daylight Saving time--I was trying to change the time on the machine, wasn't wearing my eyeballs & dumbass me, deleted her. I was sooooo freaking sad.

Soz, ya knowz what I did? Jake & Anna spent the night a few days afterward & I 'splained my whole Sheba-not-on-answ. machine-story to them & then commanded them to meow (oh children, so agreeable! so humorous!) and lo & behold, my outgoing message sounds just like Sheba did. It fools everyone--my mom, the vet (yes, the vet), the auto mechanics, my oldest friend, my cousin... hee hee.

Long boring story over.
your pal, rh, stl. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Sep. 25th, 2007 11:09 pm (UTC)
I have the big dipper on my right forearm with moles. I always connect the dots with pen. hehe. <3
Sep. 25th, 2007 11:31 pm (UTC)
lovin' yer icon, babe!

and just for the record....you have a WAY cuter belly than me, GiRL!!!!!!

Sep. 26th, 2007 05:33 am (UTC)
My belly only seems cuter since I have a little baby in there. Hehe. <3
Oct. 24th, 2007 08:53 pm (UTC)
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