pick up lines

Nov. 30th, 2007 at 2:02 PM

a very nice woman (who kept calling me 'honey') just informed me i have beautiful ovaries. she then gently cleaned me up and sent me on my way...

i suppose i should've asked for her number, or at the very least told her she had lovely ovaries, too.

Comments

( Read 9 comments — Leave a comment )

wander

Dec. 1st, 2007 12:08 am (UTC)

And don't forget the dog. Golden retriever perhaps?

W

Link | Reply | Parent | Thread

artworkslive

Dec. 1st, 2007 12:21 am (UTC)

hee heeee....how could i forget the doggie?????

Link | Reply | Parent | Thread

wander

Dec. 1st, 2007 12:24 am (UTC)

Funny that you never hear a male doctor tell a man that he has nice testicles.

W

Link | Reply | Parent | Thread

artworkslive

Dec. 1st, 2007 12:34 am (UTC)

aw, loddy....this is GOOD.

are we building a stand-up comedy routine, or what??!!!?
or quite possibly a very intellectual (yet, still sufficiently skanky) porno script.

Link | Reply | Parent | Thread

wander

Dec. 1st, 2007 12:37 am (UTC)

I'm game for either. Whichever you think we could profit more from. If we do the stand up thing, one of us has to be brave enough to perform in public or should that be in pubic given the subject matter? If it's a porno flick, we can just sell the idea to a producer right?

W

Link | Reply | Parent | Thread

artworkslive

Dec. 1st, 2007 12:58 am (UTC)

gourd knows producers are looking for a hot new medical/reality/smut based show to hike up their plummeting writer strike ratings....

buuuuuuut, *sigh,*we better just take this straight to you-tube. ya know, play the 'high road.' *snort*

Link | Reply | Parent | Thread

wander

Dec. 1st, 2007 01:36 am (UTC)

Ah yes, YouTube. Home of lowest common denominator media that we all love to laugh at.

W

Link | Reply | Parent | Thread

( Read 9 comments — Leave a comment )