May 23rd, 2007


lounge lizards

found these guys hangin' out today on the ledge where i sun dry my art...

feel free to ad lib some lounge lizard quotes...(believe me, i need a laugh, and i don't care if i pee my pants, kazyavka!!!!)

here's mine:

announcer: 'please, everyone....put your hands together and welcome your hostesses with the mostest...the guys who live and looooooooove to make people like you happy!!!!!
STUMPY aaaaaaaaaand LUMPY!!!!!!!

(quasi applause mixed with heckles and slurping of watered down drinks)

lumpy: thank you, thank you....please, you're too kind...

(a looooong uncomfortable pause is then followed by one distant audience member clearing his throat and coughing)

lumpy continues: i'm lumpy, and this is my good pal and partner in crime, stumpy. many of you might be wondering how stumpy here lost his tail.....weeeeeeeeeeeell, let's just say, he wasn't askin' for it, but surprisingly his new gig with jenny craig weight loss is going muuuuuuch better than expected!!! (sad drummer delivers a sorry 'pa dum pum)

many of you folks here may remember a few of these li'l dittys we've prepared for you, why don't you just sit back, hold the one you love (or the one you HOPE to love tonight) and enjoy while we take you down memory lane....

....did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
i can fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my.....

love, love will keep us together
think of me babe whenever
some sweet talking girl comes along singing her song
don't mess around,
you gotta be strong
just stop [stop], 'cause I really love You
stop [stop], I'll be thinking of you
look in my heart and let love keep us.....

stayin' alive.
stayin' alive.
ah, ha, ha, ha,
stayin' alive.
well now, I get low and I get high
and if I can't get either I really try.
got the wings of heaven on my shoes
i'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
you know it's all right, it's O.K.
i'll live to see another day.
we can try to understand
the new york times' effect on.......

eleanor rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
lives in a dream
waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
who is it for?

all the lonely people
where do they all come from?
all the lonely people
where do they all belong.....

america! america!
god shed his grace on thee
and crown thy good with brotherhood
from sea to shining.....

see me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
see me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
see me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
see me, feel me, touch me, heal me, heal me, heal meeeeeeeeeeee!

thank you......thank you very much.......we'll be here till midnight, try the shrimp!!!!!