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courtesy of robin (the girl i wanna be when i grow up)

Things Not Overheard at a Conceptual-Art Gallery Opening
BY JASON PERSSE

"White wine, red wine. Who do I have to fuck to get a Capri Sun around here?"

"Now that you mention it, I have no idea who designed this shirt."

"Does naming the work 'Chaos' belie the artist's reliance upon a sparse, monochromatic field, or am I just a pretentious douchebag?"

"Well, that's obvious, but what do the other three midgets represent?"

"Let me get this straight-the artist is gay and German? You just blew my mind."

"I can't. I have to work tomorrow."

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(Anonymous)
Jul. 2nd, 2005 09:21 pm (UTC)
pammy
Guess which one I like best?
artworkslive
Jul. 2nd, 2005 10:15 pm (UTC)
Re: pammy
hmm.
it's a toss up between the midgets and the gay/german artist..
o.k. i'll go with the midgets!!!!

and i JUST packed up your art little missy..i'll send it in 2 boxes, just so you know. prolly go out on tuesday..
;D
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