baby smith (artworkslive) wrote,
baby smith

art speak

courtesy of robin (the girl i wanna be when i grow up)

Things Not Overheard at a Conceptual-Art Gallery Opening

"White wine, red wine. Who do I have to fuck to get a Capri Sun around here?"

"Now that you mention it, I have no idea who designed this shirt."

"Does naming the work 'Chaos' belie the artist's reliance upon a sparse, monochromatic field, or am I just a pretentious douchebag?"

"Well, that's obvious, but what do the other three midgets represent?"

"Let me get this straight-the artist is gay and German? You just blew my mind."

"I can't. I have to work tomorrow."

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