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mommy dearest..

talked with my mom today..

she said she's not looking forward to her birthday (feb. 12) i'd tell you how old she's turning, but she told me this, and i quote,

'becky, i'll chop you up in little bits and drop you in the garbage disposal if you ever tell a living soul how old i am.' (in quite a matter of fact tone, i might add.)

then she adamantly told me her obituary notice will have NO mention of her age, otherwise the person responsible will be promptly diced and sliced and disposed of accordingly.

i love my mom.
she'd be the most unassuming serial killer.

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rickysaccount
Feb. 1st, 2005 04:10 am (UTC)
Re: Hey!
Well, I don't mind revealing my age to YOU... just don't tell anyone else... but I'm 21! Shhh!!! See, I'm not old... I'm not old at all! It just so happens I have an old soul, hence my pristine recall of Charlie's Angels (even before Cheryl left!) and bubble gum trading cards (but what the heck were the wax lips???). And although I dig Bjork, there is NO way I could ever relate to walking 10 miles a day... to quote Calvin, "I just can't relate to that kind of work ethic." :o)

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