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mommy dearest..

talked with my mom today..

she said she's not looking forward to her birthday (feb. 12) i'd tell you how old she's turning, but she told me this, and i quote,

'becky, i'll chop you up in little bits and drop you in the garbage disposal if you ever tell a living soul how old i am.' (in quite a matter of fact tone, i might add.)

then she adamantly told me her obituary notice will have NO mention of her age, otherwise the person responsible will be promptly diced and sliced and disposed of accordingly.

i love my mom.
she'd be the most unassuming serial killer.

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artworkslive
Feb. 1st, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)
Re: p.s. pammy
HA HA!!!!
the pure thought of that visual is cracking me UP!

seriously, pam, i detected an ounce of truth behind mom's threat yesterday..you should've heard it! i told her, 'yeah, but ma, you'll be DEAD, what's the diff? talk about VAIN till the end..'

and she said, 'well, then. i guess i'll be VAIN TILL the END!!!'

she also murmured the most adorable phrase yesterday..in my entire life i have never heard this uttered by anyone except for maybe in a jimmy stewart film, (oops, that comment might just cost me my life!) she said bob & her were in a restaurant and they saw some friends sitting at a nearby table, and mom said, 'hmm. FANCY THAT..jim and judy are here.' isn't that just the cutest thing EVER???

she does look pretty awesome, though. and YOU definitely got the youth gene, as well. you, with your non wrinkles and porcelain skin..grr. i hate you, i love you, i hate you, i love you..

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