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mommy dearest..

talked with my mom today..

she said she's not looking forward to her birthday (feb. 12) i'd tell you how old she's turning, but she told me this, and i quote,

'becky, i'll chop you up in little bits and drop you in the garbage disposal if you ever tell a living soul how old i am.' (in quite a matter of fact tone, i might add.)

then she adamantly told me her obituary notice will have NO mention of her age, otherwise the person responsible will be promptly diced and sliced and disposed of accordingly.

i love my mom.
she'd be the most unassuming serial killer.

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artworkslive
Feb. 9th, 2005 05:30 am (UTC)
moms. i swear.

i think your mom's request is noble, though. i mean, the whole death thing is just so morbid. you SHOULD remember them as they were in life, not the inanimate object left behind. so, does she want cremation then? no recognizable evidence? maybe your mom should consider making a video before she dies that can be played at the party? i actually heard of a service here in california that does that..only in hollywood.

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